Price: 50g
Stock: Unlimited
Reveals the very basic structures of the continents in the normal plane. Does not reveal biomes.
"Why do you want this?"
"what? why would i have a quote for my shop. i dont want you to fucking . put it there. hwat"
Price: 250g
Stock: Unlimited
Reveals the structure and biomes of the continents in the normal plane.
"This is so easy. Just do it yourself."
Stock: Unlimited
Reveals the structure and biomes of the continents in the normal plane.
"This is so easy. Just do it yourself."
Price: 250g
Stock: Unlimited
Reveals the location of all cities and ports in the normal plane.
"You're so boring."
Stock: Unlimited
Reveals the location of all cities and ports in the normal plane.
"You're so boring."
Price: 250g
Stock: Unlimited
Reveals the current location of all dungeons and similar points of interest in the normal plane.
"Why not find it yourself?"
Stock: Unlimited
Reveals the current location of all dungeons and similar points of interest in the normal plane.
"Why not find it yourself?"
Price: 15,000g
Stock: Unlimited
Removes Fog Of War in the world map. Only functions in our universe.
"At least you're buying something normal."
Stock: Unlimited
Removes Fog Of War in the world map. Only functions in our universe.
"At least you're buying something normal."
Price: 18,000g
Stock: 5
Increases your daily Legendary Action count by 0.5. The first stack increases it by 1 instead of 0.5.
(Legendary Actions can be used to supercede turn order, assuming you speak up before the next turn. They can be used as any singular action type, including Full Actions.)
(Legendary Actions cannot be restored early, and are only restored daily.) "This one kinda sucks sometimes, honestly, but it's super good on you if you know what the fuck you're doing"
Stock: 5
Increases your daily Legendary Action count by 0.5. The first stack increases it by 1 instead of 0.5.
(Legendary Actions can be used to supercede turn order, assuming you speak up before the next turn. They can be used as any singular action type, including Full Actions.)
(Legendary Actions cannot be restored early, and are only restored daily.) "This one kinda sucks sometimes, honestly, but it's super good on you if you know what the fuck you're doing"
Price: 5,000g
Stock: 12
Increases your daily Legendary Readied Action count by 1.
"This one just grosses me out."
Stock: 12
Increases your daily Legendary Readied Action count by 1.
"This one just grosses me out."
Price: 4,500g
Stock: 10
Provides lasting Resistance with potency equal to the number of equipped Repulsion Plating stacks. Consumes 30 Strain while active.
Stock: 10
Provides lasting Resistance with potency equal to the number of equipped Repulsion Plating stacks. Consumes 30 Strain while active.
Price: 4,000g
Stock: 12
Provides lasting Resistance with potency of 10% (+10% per stack, hyperbolic to 100%). The pendant glows based on blocked damage, storing it. When taking the pendant off, blocked damge is dealt to you all at once.
"Like a painkiller for the soul. Just don't wear it too long, you'll get addicted. Or something."
Stock: 12
Provides lasting Resistance with potency of 10% (+10% per stack, hyperbolic to 100%). The pendant glows based on blocked damage, storing it. When taking the pendant off, blocked damge is dealt to you all at once.
"Like a painkiller for the soul. Just don't wear it too long, you'll get addicted. Or something."
Price: 100g
Stock: 33
Recovers 100% Health and Psyche when consumed. Rapidly accelerates growth of corruption in your body. Can be consumed in partial percentiles.
"you know,
Stock: 33
Recovers 100% Health and Psyche when consumed. Rapidly accelerates growth of corruption in your body. Can be consumed in partial percentiles.
"you know,
__________the bbeg
actually came to buy some of these. pretended it was for hangovers or something. the human they sent was very drunk-looking. it was ironic because i previously said these were good for hangovers. anyways i sold them one and they snickered but apparently they thought we had less stock and just wanted to stop you from buying them as a prank"
Price: 5,000g
Stock: 10
Increases your daily Legendary Turn Action count by 1.
"this one really gets the weirdest of fucking customers, dude. first some dog fucking buys it and then this guy (gender neutral because i didnt really pay attention) who is literally using corruption as armor. which, like, holy shit? i would've never thought of that, but it's cool. anyways i was high (like always) so it kinda looked weird and i almost attacked them lol"
Stock: 10
Increases your daily Legendary Turn Action count by 1.
"this one really gets the weirdest of fucking customers, dude. first some dog fucking buys it and then this guy (gender neutral because i didnt really pay attention) who is literally using corruption as armor. which, like, holy shit? i would've never thought of that, but it's cool. anyways i was high (like always) so it kinda looked weird and i almost attacked them lol"
Price: 6,000g
Stock: 11
Increases your daily Legendary Reaction count by 1.
"please take this. its not active or electronic or anythijng it just creeps me out . no im not making it any cheaper."
Stock: 11
Increases your daily Legendary Reaction count by 1.
"please take this. its not active or electronic or anythijng it just creeps me out . no im not making it any cheaper."
Price: g
Stock: 1
You can't tell what you're looking at here.
When purchased, immediately equips itself. Can't be altered or removed once purchased without severe, permanent psychological damage.
Causes a vulnerability to [Despair/Forgetfulness] and associated Change.
Causes [REDACTEDREDACTED].
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Stock: 1
You can't tell what you're looking at here.
When purchased, immediately equips itself. Can't be altered or removed once purchased without severe, permanent psychological damage.
Causes a vulnerability to [Despair/Forgetfulness] and associated Change.
Causes [REDACTEDREDACTED].
""
Price: 7,500g
Stock: 2
When you deal damage using a non-AoE attack, 25% (+25% per stack, hyperbolic to 100%) damage is dealt to other targets within 2 squares. You may choose who is affected.
(An "AoE" attack is any attack which uses a cone, radius, or other non-line shape to determine who it hits. A piercing line is still considered non-AoE for this item.)
"with how many weird customers ive gotten lately im shocked none of them wanted this. its literally a fucking rocket launcher do you not know what that is. like i get its not going to launch rockets but its cool."
Stock: 2
When you deal damage using a non-AoE attack, 25% (+25% per stack, hyperbolic to 100%) damage is dealt to other targets within 2 squares. You may choose who is affected.
(An "AoE" attack is any attack which uses a cone, radius, or other non-line shape to determine who it hits. A piercing line is still considered non-AoE for this item.)
"with how many weird customers ive gotten lately im shocked none of them wanted this. its literally a fucking rocket launcher do you not know what that is. like i get its not going to launch rockets but its cool."